Moriah

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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thatfunnyblog:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?


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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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who wore it best

who wore it best