And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media
learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
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